Welcome to the United States of Everywhere.
At the present time you are in immigration control. You may feel a little disoriented as you have no recollection of having decided to come to the border. This is perfectly natural as in fact, the border came to you.
Still , having arrived here, by whatever means, it will be as well to familiarise yourself with your new surroundings.
Your economic wants and needs will be served (more or less ), by ‘Crackernomics’ based on the writings of our own highly esteemed Milton Friedman.
We want you to feel free to offer comments and criticism on the ideas of our Leader, but we also want to make it clear that any criticism that we deem excessive will be dealt with forcefully.
We don’t want you to get the idea you are living in a cult commune or anything like that, but discipline must be maintained and the ‘right to manage’ must be assured.
Rights and Responsibilities
You have the right to remain silent..
You are responsible for everything that has gone wrong. After all, this is a democracy so in the final analysis you must be.